1 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:38,015 Twice or thrice 2 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,935 I loved thee 3 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,149 before I knew thy face or name, 4 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:52,404 but a voice and a shapeless flame. 5 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,282 Elvira! 6 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,410 Thine angelic song must worshiped be. 7 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:03,207 "And all that issues from thee." 8 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:06,627 So for God's sake hold your tongue 9 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,544 and let me 10 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,798 love thy sacred body 11 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:14,259 without sin. 12 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,222 Elvira! 13 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,108 PRINCE JULIAN'S MOST BEAUTIFUL POEMS 14 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,657 Elvira, braces! 15 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,293 Rebekka. 16 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,880 Otto. 17 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:38,886 Welcome to the kingdom of Swedlandia, my beautiful. 18 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,816 ...love you 19 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:57,446 in sickness and in health, to honor and cherish you 20 00:03:57,529 --> 00:04:00,532 till death do us part. 21 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:17,882 -Agnes, this is wonderful! -Come, sister. 22 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,057 Isak! 23 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,814 This is Elvira. Isak takes care of my horses. 24 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,656 Come. 25 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:35,127 Is it the Prince's poetry you are reading? 26 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,884 I want to marry him. 27 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,387 I really do! 28 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,364 And now... 29 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,701 No, please... 30 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:14,791 -Stop it! -Don't be such a spoil sport! 31 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,815 Papa... 32 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,109 Papa? 33 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,820 Papa? 34 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,367 Papa? 35 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:52,329 Papa... 36 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:01,380 Papa! 37 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:34,765 THE UGLY STEPSISTER 38 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:12,219 It's just me - Elvira. 39 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,816 You must be starving! 40 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:32,072 I brought some chocolate. There's no better consolation. 41 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:16,325 Can you please go? 42 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,286 I thought you were asleep. 43 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:27,878 When my father died, Mama slept all the time. 44 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,758 But it passed. 45 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,097 Everything passes eventually. 46 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:43,101 How dare you compare your grief to mine?! 47 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,606 That's my brush! 48 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:53,904 He isn't even in the ground, and you just settle in. 49 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,616 Do you have no decency? 50 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:05,791 If it wasn't for the money, father would never 51 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:09,545 have let people like you into his life! 52 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,631 What money? 53 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:18,053 Your mother's money. 54 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,355 Mama! 55 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,943 They have no money! 56 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,782 They have no money. 57 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,791 We will confiscate 58 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:52,171 all cattle and arable land with immediate effect. 59 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,882 Keep the coins. 60 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,107 Mama? 61 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,818 Mama! 62 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,920 We'll find a solution. 63 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:37,174 Do you think it's easy? 64 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:42,304 Do you think it's easy... 65 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,974 to find a rich man who would want me? 66 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:52,105 A widow with saggy tits and two hopeless daughters! 67 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,534 I can get married. 68 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,245 To whom? The Prince? 69 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,666 Look in the mirror, sweetheart. 70 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:18,924 And Alma, she hasn't even started bleeding. 71 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,374 Dearest Mama... 72 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,586 I beg you... 73 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,840 Don't let this be my fate. 74 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,404 Message from the castle! 75 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:18,669 The King and his son, His Royal Highness Prince Julian, 76 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:23,549 hereby invite all noble virgins to a ball at the castle 77 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:27,302 four full moons from the next. 78 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,223 A ball?! 79 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,852 Yes. 80 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,188 -Name? -Agnes Angelica Alicia 81 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:42,734 Victoria von Morgenstierne Munthe of Rosenhoff. 82 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,615 Thank you. 83 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,617 Name? 84 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,786 Elvira. 85 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,831 Von? 86 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,002 Von?! 87 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,881 Von? 88 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,927 She's my stepsister. 89 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,735 ELVIRA VON STEPSISTER 90 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:30,032 The Prince will choose his bride at the ball! 91 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,204 Mama, I'm going to a ball! 92 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,570 Right. 93 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:13,200 Removing braces is simple. 94 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,994 The nose, on the other hand... 95 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:22,084 What will you do with it? 96 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,336 Tame it. 97 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,924 I also recommend our exclusive 98 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:32,928 hand-made eyelash extensions. 99 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:43,021 After a lifetime in the shade 100 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,232 of that hump, 101 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,944 your beautiful eyes deserve some extra attention. 102 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,864 Yes. 103 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,783 The braces and the nose will suffice for now. 104 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,452 How fast can we get it done? 105 00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:02,416 -When can you pay me? -I'll pay you double after the ball. 106 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,630 Nurse! 107 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,010 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FACE, BUT YOUR NOSE? 108 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,564 Pliers! 109 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,794 Voilà! 110 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:53,175 Now to the pièce de résistance! 111 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,678 The great transformation. Which will it be? 112 00:18:58,222 --> 00:18:59,765 Number seven. 113 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,227 Excellent choice. 114 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,866 Un, deux, trois! 115 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,468 Un, deux, trois! 116 00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:20,387 Good morning, girls. 117 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,015 Good morning, Miss Sophie! 118 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,684 Welcome to a new school year. 119 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:29,771 Being the Kingdom's leading finishing school, 120 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:33,692 we are honored to open Prince Julian's ball 121 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,154 with a dance performance. 122 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,291 There will be a selection 123 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,294 made by me and Madame Vanja. 124 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,508 There will be... 125 00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:01,595 There will be a lead and two supporting roles. 126 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:05,182 The chosen ones get a unique opportunity 127 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,393 to show off to the Prince. 128 00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:14,191 This, my girls, will be the most important night of your lives. 129 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,902 It will be filled 130 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:20,822 with counts, barons 131 00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:24,034 and rich merchants. 132 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,205 You. Step back. 133 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,209 Agnes, forward. 134 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,009 Step back! 135 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:31,143 Don't you understand? 136 00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:41,088 Thank you. 137 00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:56,812 Rebekka. 138 00:23:56,895 --> 00:24:00,732 I have decided on a date for my father's funeral. 139 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,903 When we can afford it. 140 00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:07,656 When will that be? 141 00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:11,159 After the ball, when Elvira has married. 142 00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,579 Dr. Esthétique isn't cheap. 143 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:22,546 I didn't know you had in-depth knowledge of the doctor. 144 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:28,010 My dad is rotting. You spend money on everything but his funeral. 145 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:32,431 Things don't necessarily have to cost money, Agnes. 146 00:24:33,432 --> 00:24:36,018 I thought Elvira and Alma 147 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:40,814 might have some of your dresses that you're not wearing anyway. 148 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:40,434 The list is here! 149 00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:17,823 Voilà! 150 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:23,203 Who can do this? 151 00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:28,834 Everybody will look at you! 152 00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:36,049 You? 153 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,387 Let's see. 154 00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:51,982 Begin. 155 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:17,508 Stop. 156 00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:25,974 You have talent. 157 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:29,895 Wasted talent. 158 00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:35,025 I didn't want you. 159 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:39,613 Your mother paid me. Understand? 160 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:49,540 Work harder. 161 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,753 Much harder! 162 00:29:56,213 --> 00:29:58,340 Agnes. 163 00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:00,467 You and you. 164 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,930 Begin. 165 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:33,959 This is easier said than done. 166 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:38,297 I will need ribbons or bows to make this work. 167 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:42,342 I don't care how, just get her into it! 168 00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:54,354 Move over! 169 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,655 Good night, Miss. 170 00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:22,109 -The Prince will love you. -Thank you. 171 00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:33,620 Elvira. 172 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:47,342 I'm hopeless. 173 00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:52,181 No one will ever choose me. 174 00:33:02,232 --> 00:33:05,360 I don't think that's true. 175 00:33:09,072 --> 00:33:12,743 I see a lot of myself in you. 176 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:21,710 But you are gorgeous! 177 00:33:24,046 --> 00:33:25,964 And I... 178 00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:29,927 I'm ugly and fat. 179 00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:35,432 May I see? 180 00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:19,059 It's beautiful. 181 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:24,606 You're changing your outside to fit 182 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:28,235 what you know is on the inside. 183 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:32,697 You are a brave one. 184 00:34:40,205 --> 00:34:43,208 I have something for you. 185 00:34:57,556 --> 00:35:01,310 It's what's inside that counts. 186 00:35:05,564 --> 00:35:08,192 My head is pounding. 187 00:35:08,317 --> 00:35:12,362 Find me, virgin, find me fast... 188 00:35:12,446 --> 00:35:15,115 My heart breaks. 189 00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:18,160 I'd rather die 190 00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:22,080 than to my heart lie 191 00:35:22,164 --> 00:35:25,459 and be with one I do not love. 192 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:33,759 Isn't it beautiful? 193 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:38,388 Can I show you something? 194 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,187 Promise you won't tell anyone. 195 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:48,941 -Cross my heart. -You must mean it! 196 00:35:49,024 --> 00:35:51,527 I mean it! 197 00:35:54,655 --> 00:35:57,199 You're so annoying. 198 00:36:09,670 --> 00:36:12,464 It's a tapeworm egg. 199 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:16,844 I'll swallow it, 200 00:36:16,927 --> 00:36:21,640 then I can eat as much as I want, and still lose weight. 201 00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:26,353 Because the worm eats what I eat. 202 00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:29,940 Won't you get really hungry? 203 00:36:30,023 --> 00:36:35,362 That's the whole point. I'm going to marry the Prince. 204 00:36:37,656 --> 00:36:43,412 Once I become thin and beautiful, I'll just take the antidote. 205 00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:50,210 You're sick in the head. 206 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,464 I'm not! 207 00:36:54,548 --> 00:36:59,386 -You do everything Mama says. -Mama doesn't know about this. 208 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:02,222 Don't you dare say anything! 209 00:37:05,142 --> 00:37:08,437 I would never swallow that egg. 210 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:12,774 -I'd rather die! -You are so childish. 211 00:37:23,493 --> 00:37:26,330 Alma, don't be a sourpuss. 212 00:37:28,457 --> 00:37:30,375 Alma! 213 00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:34,713 Alma! 214 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,300 Alma? 215 00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:41,512 Alma, come back! 216 00:37:42,513 --> 00:37:45,516 Alma, don't you dare tell Mama! 217 00:38:37,067 --> 00:38:39,111 My love... 218 00:38:43,574 --> 00:38:46,493 I need to marry the Prince. 219 00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:52,207 I thought you loved me. 220 00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:04,094 I will never ever love anyone but you. 221 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:30,222 This calls for a celebration! How about a virgin? 222 00:40:30,305 --> 00:40:33,475 I prefer a horse that is broken in. 223 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:46,113 When their eyes fill with terror and pain and they think they might die. 224 00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:48,740 What does the expert say? 225 00:40:48,824 --> 00:40:51,952 -Virgin or whore? -Both, please! 226 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:55,163 -Right! -The skin is coming off my cock! 227 00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:59,334 -Haven't you heard of butter? -Sure. 228 00:40:59,418 --> 00:41:02,671 The castle's run out of it. 229 00:41:02,754 --> 00:41:07,217 That's why you complain that your bread is so dry. 230 00:41:20,981 --> 00:41:25,819 Hey, metal snout! You want some princely cock? 231 00:41:27,779 --> 00:41:30,073 Have her, Prince! 232 00:41:30,157 --> 00:41:33,285 -Your cock's out! -That thing? 233 00:41:36,038 --> 00:41:38,540 I don't want to fuck that! 234 00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:22,668 Elvira. 235 00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:30,504 What kind of virgins fuck stable boys?! 236 00:44:31,505 --> 00:44:35,300 -Let go of me! -Whores, that's who! 237 00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:43,392 -You'll never see that boy again! -Let go of me! 238 00:44:47,938 --> 00:44:52,401 -You have no right! -I have every right! 239 00:44:55,821 --> 00:45:01,243 You're lucky I don't throw you out on the street, you little slut! 240 00:45:02,244 --> 00:45:04,705 Put her to work! 241 00:45:36,195 --> 00:45:39,698 Get lost, you prick! I don't want to see you again! 242 00:45:41,283 --> 00:45:43,285 Beat it! 243 00:45:44,286 --> 00:45:47,122 Beat it, you fornicator! 244 00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:49,917 Beat it! 245 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,835 Isak! 246 00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:13,232 THREE FULL MOONS LATER 247 00:46:30,624 --> 00:46:33,418 You're so beautiful. 248 00:48:34,748 --> 00:48:38,418 BEAUTY IS PAIN 249 00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:57,229 A masterpiece! 250 00:49:02,025 --> 00:49:06,154 Next time we could make you a nice pair of breasts. 251 00:49:06,238 --> 00:49:11,201 Like Nurse Anna's here. I'll talk to your mother. 252 00:49:14,872 --> 00:49:17,791 Nurse Rosa, are you ready? 253 00:49:26,425 --> 00:49:29,094 Fasten the patient. 254 00:49:33,515 --> 00:49:38,729 This is the latest pain relief. From coca leaves. 255 00:50:01,335 --> 00:50:04,046 We will make you magnifique! 256 00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:07,466 Needle! 257 00:52:28,524 --> 00:52:30,234 Elvira? 258 00:52:34,655 --> 00:52:36,240 Alma? 259 00:52:36,323 --> 00:52:38,784 Where are you going? 260 00:52:40,869 --> 00:52:42,996 I need to pee. 261 00:53:48,145 --> 00:53:51,106 Agnes, is that you? 262 00:54:11,210 --> 00:54:13,545 It's cake. 263 00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:54,503 What does the stepmother say? 264 00:54:54,586 --> 00:54:57,965 She's been in bed for days. 265 00:54:58,048 --> 00:55:01,343 She is obsessing over her father. 266 00:55:02,344 --> 00:55:04,096 Again! 267 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,725 How could she do this to me? 268 00:55:08,809 --> 00:55:13,397 There is nothing for it but to find someone else. 269 00:55:18,527 --> 00:55:22,281 -My love. -There is no one else! 270 00:55:30,289 --> 00:55:33,250 You have to smile. Smile! 271 00:55:41,175 --> 00:55:42,634 No. 272 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,796 Please. 273 00:56:53,330 --> 00:56:56,750 Find me, virgin, find me fast. 274 00:56:57,751 --> 00:57:00,295 My heart breaks. 275 00:57:02,589 --> 00:57:06,885 There you are! I thought I was going to faint. 276 00:57:14,726 --> 00:57:17,312 I'd rather die 277 00:57:17,396 --> 00:57:19,940 than to my heart... 278 00:57:21,358 --> 00:57:23,443 ...lie... 279 00:57:26,071 --> 00:57:29,533 ...and be with one I do not love. 280 00:57:31,285 --> 00:57:33,287 You read. 281 00:57:43,422 --> 00:57:45,757 Blasted with sighs 282 00:57:46,967 --> 00:57:50,220 and surrounded by tears. 283 00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:54,266 Hither I come in search of spring. 284 00:57:54,349 --> 00:57:57,102 Grass between fingers, 285 00:57:57,186 --> 00:58:00,647 nostrils alert... 286 00:58:00,731 --> 00:58:05,444 But O, self-deception and all it brings... 287 00:58:05,527 --> 00:58:09,323 The serpent that devours all with wings... 288 00:58:09,406 --> 00:58:11,783 A carriage to paradise 289 00:58:11,867 --> 00:58:14,161 in the sky. 290 00:58:15,162 --> 00:58:19,791 My thirst betrayed thee, thou answer'st with a cry. 291 00:58:24,796 --> 00:58:28,509 What do you think the serpent symbolizes? 292 00:58:31,220 --> 00:58:33,472 His penis. 293 00:58:39,144 --> 00:58:42,648 Can you brush my hair now, Cinderella? 294 00:59:02,084 --> 00:59:04,878 This is my brush. 295 00:59:06,088 --> 00:59:09,091 Looks like you won't need it anymore. 296 01:00:12,321 --> 01:00:14,740 A surprise for you! 297 01:00:15,741 --> 01:00:17,534 Get up! 298 01:00:30,130 --> 01:00:32,508 Hello, Elvira. 299 01:00:35,344 --> 01:00:37,930 Put it here. 300 01:00:46,605 --> 01:00:50,192 You have no idea what this has cost me. 301 01:00:50,275 --> 01:00:53,278 I'm your good fairy. 302 01:01:21,056 --> 01:01:25,185 -The loveliest I've ever seen! -To die for! 303 01:01:26,311 --> 01:01:29,356 Cinderella! Come here! 304 01:01:33,193 --> 01:01:35,863 Help her into this. 305 01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:39,992 Isn't it beautiful? 306 01:01:46,832 --> 01:01:49,751 Elvira is going to open the ball. 307 01:01:50,752 --> 01:01:54,256 With a dance performance, she's the main dancer. 308 01:01:54,339 --> 01:01:56,842 You don't say. 309 01:02:23,535 --> 01:02:26,455 A little whore, I see. 310 01:02:35,631 --> 01:02:38,050 Clean it up! 311 01:02:42,012 --> 01:02:44,598 Come, Elvira. 312 01:03:05,494 --> 01:03:07,746 There you go. 313 01:03:08,747 --> 01:03:12,209 You don't look quite well, my girl. 314 01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:23,762 What's this? 315 01:03:38,527 --> 01:03:40,320 Move, Rebekka. 316 01:03:46,743 --> 01:03:50,873 -That's more like it. -You'll be amazing! 317 01:03:51,874 --> 01:03:55,294 Tomorrow you'll make us all rich. 318 01:03:58,547 --> 01:04:02,009 Come on, Rebekka. I am ready for you. 319 01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:06,263 The first door to the right. 320 01:05:29,137 --> 01:05:32,641 I'm going to the ball. You can't stop me! 321 01:05:32,724 --> 01:05:34,601 Let go! 322 01:05:36,186 --> 01:05:38,313 Let go! 323 01:05:40,190 --> 01:05:42,109 No! Let go! 324 01:05:43,068 --> 01:05:45,362 Agnes! 325 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:52,911 She says that she is going to the ball! 326 01:05:52,995 --> 01:05:57,791 How can she go to the ball when she has nothing to wear? 327 01:05:58,792 --> 01:06:02,629 You will be the most beautiful girl there. 328 01:06:03,922 --> 01:06:07,176 Go to bed, I'll give you something to make you sleep. 329 01:06:07,259 --> 01:06:09,678 My invitation! 330 01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:41,019 Agnes. 331 01:07:48,026 --> 01:07:49,611 Agnes. 332 01:07:50,821 --> 01:07:52,865 Mama. 333 01:08:13,927 --> 01:08:18,015 Your shoes are in your pocket. 334 01:08:30,944 --> 01:08:34,406 No one will recognize you. 335 01:08:34,488 --> 01:08:36,283 Beware: 336 01:08:36,366 --> 01:08:41,162 At midnight your coach will turn back into a pumpkin. 337 01:09:19,408 --> 01:09:22,371 Look how beautiful you are. 338 01:10:33,108 --> 01:10:37,988 Nikoline Petronella von Hoff of Welhaven. 339 01:10:52,711 --> 01:10:57,299 Miss von Hoff of Welhaven is 16 years old, 340 01:10:57,382 --> 01:11:00,385 5 feet 5 inches tall 341 01:11:00,469 --> 01:11:03,931 and she is one of eight siblings. 342 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:16,652 Her favorite foods are beef and fruit. 343 01:11:19,988 --> 01:11:23,200 I would love to taste her oyster. 344 01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:26,203 Her hobbies include 345 01:11:26,286 --> 01:11:30,249 flower arranging and needlework. 346 01:11:30,332 --> 01:11:33,252 It's important to know needlework. 347 01:11:33,335 --> 01:11:37,047 Her hands are too small for your "needle". 348 01:11:37,130 --> 01:11:40,133 -The tighter, the better. -You pig! 349 01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:54,773 Give me your paws. 350 01:12:10,289 --> 01:12:15,085 From Sophie von Kronenberg's Finishing School for Girls: 351 01:12:15,169 --> 01:12:19,548 Elvira von... Stepsister! 352 01:12:27,472 --> 01:12:29,808 Miss Stepsister 353 01:12:29,892 --> 01:12:34,271 is 18 years old, 5 feet 9 inches tall. 354 01:12:36,565 --> 01:12:40,694 She's the daughter of Rebekka von Rosenhoff. 355 01:12:42,154 --> 01:12:45,699 Her favorite food is vegetables. 356 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:50,537 Her favorite activity is long walks. 357 01:12:55,459 --> 01:12:57,920 She's a treat, eh? 358 01:12:58,921 --> 01:13:03,383 Half a year ago, her favorite food was cake. 359 01:13:03,467 --> 01:13:07,513 She was round as a ball. I got her into shape. 360 01:13:08,514 --> 01:13:12,726 She's a good girl, obedient and devoted. 361 01:13:12,809 --> 01:13:14,811 Incredible! 362 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:33,372 Check out those boobs! 363 01:13:42,965 --> 01:13:45,634 One and two - and up! 364 01:13:45,717 --> 01:13:48,387 Don't look down! 365 01:16:25,669 --> 01:16:29,631 They're queuing up to dance with you! 366 01:16:36,471 --> 01:16:42,269 His Royal Highness Prince Julian will open the ball with a dance. 367 01:17:39,785 --> 01:17:42,329 Your Royal Highness. 368 01:17:43,872 --> 01:17:46,834 Will you do me the honor? 369 01:17:58,971 --> 01:18:00,722 Play! 370 01:18:57,154 --> 01:18:59,781 You are beautiful. 371 01:19:37,778 --> 01:19:40,239 Who is she? 372 01:19:43,033 --> 01:19:45,202 Sorry I'm late. 373 01:19:54,419 --> 01:19:56,421 Music! 374 01:21:16,001 --> 01:21:19,004 What's wrong with you? 375 01:21:19,087 --> 01:21:21,006 Answer me! 376 01:21:24,927 --> 01:21:27,179 Mama, I'm dying. 377 01:21:28,430 --> 01:21:30,724 Mama, I'm dying! 378 01:21:33,227 --> 01:21:35,521 Stop crying now. 379 01:21:41,735 --> 01:21:47,157 There are lots of other great men out there. 380 01:21:50,035 --> 01:21:52,746 Pull yourself together! 381 01:21:56,667 --> 01:21:59,545 Pull yourself together! 382 01:22:23,235 --> 01:22:27,114 Elvira, this is the heir to the salmon baron. 383 01:22:27,197 --> 01:22:31,493 Frederik von Bluckfish. Do you like oysters? 384 01:22:31,577 --> 01:22:33,328 No. 385 01:22:33,412 --> 01:22:35,581 Fish? 386 01:22:35,664 --> 01:22:37,457 No. 387 01:22:37,541 --> 01:22:39,293 Shrimps? 388 01:22:40,294 --> 01:22:41,587 Yes. 389 01:23:59,206 --> 01:24:01,208 I have to go. 390 01:24:07,256 --> 01:24:09,383 Wait! 391 01:24:31,947 --> 01:24:35,576 The girl who fits this shoe... 392 01:24:37,494 --> 01:24:40,414 She's the one I will marry! 393 01:25:28,504 --> 01:25:31,215 The shoe... Give it to me! 394 01:25:47,356 --> 01:25:49,942 Give me that shoe! 395 01:25:50,025 --> 01:25:52,361 Give it to me! 396 01:25:55,989 --> 01:25:57,616 No! 397 01:26:03,830 --> 01:26:06,166 Give it to me! 398 01:26:07,835 --> 01:26:09,962 Elvira? 399 01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,805 Stop it! 400 01:26:19,888 --> 01:26:23,642 What secrets are you hiding from me? 401 01:26:23,725 --> 01:26:28,021 -You're all insane! -It was her! 402 01:26:28,105 --> 01:26:31,024 Go to bed, Elvira. 403 01:26:32,025 --> 01:26:35,153 -But it was her! -I have to pee. 404 01:26:36,905 --> 01:26:39,074 Go to bed now. 405 01:26:39,157 --> 01:26:42,619 -What if the Prince comes... -Enough! 406 01:26:42,703 --> 01:26:44,913 I have to pee! 407 01:26:44,997 --> 01:26:47,833 You had your chance. Beat it! 408 01:27:03,515 --> 01:27:05,934 My goddess! 409 01:30:11,328 --> 01:30:14,331 My toes! Get them off! 410 01:30:34,017 --> 01:30:36,854 I'm going to fit the shoe! 411 01:30:37,855 --> 01:30:42,276 You have to help me. I'm going to fit the shoe, Mama! 412 01:30:43,318 --> 01:30:45,529 Hush... 413 01:30:48,031 --> 01:30:52,077 My sweet girl... This will help you. 414 01:30:53,078 --> 01:30:55,205 A little more. 415 01:30:56,206 --> 01:31:00,669 There, there, my girl. Mama is here, you will be fine. 416 01:31:04,006 --> 01:31:06,633 What shall we do? 417 01:31:06,717 --> 01:31:08,510 Hush... 418 01:31:18,729 --> 01:31:22,608 You've cut the wrong foot, my love. 419 01:31:23,609 --> 01:31:26,570 The Prince has the left shoe. 420 01:31:29,239 --> 01:31:30,908 No. 421 01:31:33,911 --> 01:31:35,454 No! 422 01:31:41,168 --> 01:31:45,547 -Leave her be! -The shoe will fit her. 423 01:32:59,913 --> 01:33:01,790 Elvira! 424 01:33:03,917 --> 01:33:05,460 Elvira! 425 01:33:08,088 --> 01:33:09,590 Yes, Mother? 426 01:33:22,519 --> 01:33:24,980 Your Royal Highness. 427 01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:40,287 It fits. 428 01:33:47,878 --> 01:33:52,758 Send message to the castle that I have found my beloved 429 01:33:52,841 --> 01:33:55,677 and we will be married. 430 01:33:55,761 --> 01:33:57,429 Elvira! 431 01:33:57,513 --> 01:33:59,932 Our Elvira! 432 01:34:58,615 --> 01:35:00,868 The Prince is coming! 433 01:35:03,996 --> 01:35:06,707 The Prince is coming! 434 01:35:06,790 --> 01:35:09,710 All noble virgins come out, 435 01:35:09,793 --> 01:35:13,589 he's here to find who fits the shoe! 436 01:36:32,709 --> 01:36:37,422 Bow to His Royal Highness Prince Julian! 437 01:36:52,104 --> 01:36:54,106 It fits! 438 01:36:54,189 --> 01:36:57,109 I have found my Princess. 439 01:37:00,946 --> 01:37:05,450 Beautiful virgin, how I have longed for thee! 440 01:38:06,011 --> 01:38:07,846 Elvira? 441 01:38:14,520 --> 01:38:16,146 Alma... 442 01:38:17,147 --> 01:38:20,150 -We are leaving now. -Yeah. 443 01:38:22,861 --> 01:38:25,572 Where is the antidote? 444 01:38:27,616 --> 01:38:30,035 I bet it's hungry. 445 01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:52,701 It's coming out! 446 01:42:15,844 --> 01:42:17,846 Go on... 447 01:42:39,117 --> 01:42:42,162 -Come on! -Hold me steady! 448 01:42:54,049 --> 01:42:55,676 OK? 449 01:42:57,886 --> 01:42:59,721 Hold me! 450 01:43:03,725 --> 01:43:06,019 Hold him. 451 01:43:12,025 --> 01:43:16,154 We have to cross the border before it gets dark. 452 01:43:21,743 --> 01:43:24,454 Come on - on three. 453 01:43:25,664 --> 01:43:28,709 One - two - three! 454 01:43:41,013 --> 01:43:43,390 We're out of here. 455 01:44:08,123 --> 01:44:11,752 THE END